Law-abiding citizens, hear our plea!

The Alliance of Wimps for Placating Violent Women desperately need volunteers for our cause! We surmise the Violent Fems' reign of tyranny will continue unless a few brave men step forward to alleviate their voracious appetite for destruction.

We implore you to sacrifice yourself so that innocent men may be spared!

Please choose the Violent Fems member to whom you would supplicate yourself (see their mugshots on page A1), and through our underground network we shall attempt to contact her so that you may offer your body as her playground.

Then and only then can we begin to pacify this menace to society.

Be forewarned that she will use you toward her sadistic ends, bringing two or more colleagues of her choosing to assist her in sealing your fate!

Send your well thought out, well punctuated letter of sacrificial offering to the Violent Fems member that you fear the most:

Kingpin
aka "Capo" (page A2)
Kingpin@ViolentFems.com

Dirty Cop
aka "The Lookout" (page A3)
DirtyCop@ViolentFems.com

Knuckles Galore
aka "The Bruiser" (page A4)
KnucklesGalore@ViolentFems.com

Knife
aka "The Closer" (page A5)
Knife@ViolentFems.com

Jeanie F. Lawless
aka "The Lure" (page A6)
Lawless@ViolentFems.com

Psychobubbles
aka "The Baffler" (page A7)
Psychobubbles@ViolentFems.com

Scorpion
aka "The Stunner" (page A8)
Scorpion@ViolentFems.com

Kitty Stanwick
aka "HellKat" (page A9)
HellKat@ViolentFems.com

The Violent Fems enjoy a rousing game of street dice.

Apparantly The Watch's staff photographer looks like fresh meat...